Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.