Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

The Secret Of Successful Writing Lies In Striking The Right Keys On The Typewriter.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.