Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody

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A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

Most New Books Are Forgotten Within A Year, Especially By Those Who Borrow Them.

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A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.