You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's

Conceit Is A Disease That The Doctors Got No Cure They've Done A Lot Of Research On It But What It Is, They're Still Not Sure.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits -- If He Waits Till It Comes.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.

With A Braggart, It's No Sooner Done Than Said.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.