Everything Comes To Him Who Waits --

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.