A Man Is Known By The Company

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.