A Man Is Known By The Company

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

Adam And Eve Were The First Of All Unions To Defy Management.

Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.