A Man Is Known By The Company

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.