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A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.