The Lord Takes Care Of His Own,

Age Brings Wisdom To Some Men, And To Others Chess.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

Success Is The Good Fortune That Comes From Aspiration, Desperation, Perspiration,and Inspiration.