The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.