The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In

In Congress The Majority Governs, But The Minority Rules.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.

Some Couples Divorce Because Of A Misunderstandin G; Others, Because They Understand Each Other Too Well.

A Batch Of Credit Cards Fattens A Wallet Before It Thins It.