The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

Walking Isn't A Lost Art: One Must, By Some Means, Get To The Garage.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.