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Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.