If You Don't Like To Make Excuses

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

Character Is What You Have Left When You've Lost Everything You Can Lose.

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes A Rumor Until It Has Been Officially Denied.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.