Times Change: It Was Once The Custom

You Can Always Make A Loan At A Bank If You Can Show Sufficient Evidence That You Don't Need It.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.