Times Change: It Was Once The Custom

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.