A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are Always Superior To The People Who Put Them There.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

The Best Way To Spoil A Good Story Is By Sticking To The Facts.