The Car Was Invented As A Convenient

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

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Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.