Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.