Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The Power Behind The Drone.

Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are Always Superior To The People Who Put Them There.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.