Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time

Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.

A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The First Stone At Her -- As Long As It's A Diamond

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.