The Man Who Has A Girl In

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something You Already Know And Makes It Sound Confusing.