The Man Who Has A Girl In

[statistics] Fiction In Its Most Uninteresting Form.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.