The Man Who Has A Girl In

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.