The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

There's Nothing As Short As Short-term Debt.