The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

Zoo: An Excellent Place To Study The Habits Of Human Beings.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.