A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs

Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.

Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And Three Months Late In The Fall.

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.