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A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.