The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

More Diets Start In Dress Shops Than In Doctors' Offices.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.