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The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

[statistics] Fiction In Its Most Uninteresting Form.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.