Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

The Best Way To Spoil A Good Story Is By Sticking To The Facts.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.