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Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.

Admiration: Our Feeling Of Delight That Another Person Resembles Us.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.