Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.