List Of Teenager Quotes

If I Could Sell 500 Million Records Every Time, It Would Be Great. But I've Also Had The Luxury Experience Of Having It When I Was A Teenager, In A Very Kind Of Model Version Of It.

Ageism Works In Both Directions. As A Teenager In The Public Eye, People Would Talk Condescendingly To Me. When You Get Older There's This Feeling That You Have To Start Carving Up Your Face And Body. Right Now I'm In The Middle Ground - I Think Women In Their Thirties Are Taken Seriously.

As A Child I Was A Good Boy. Even If I Wasn't Playing Tennis I Don't Think I'd Have Done Things Like Smoking Or Getting Drunk. I'm Lucky I Never Liked The Taste Of Alcohol - I Know, I'm Scottish So What's Wrong With Me? - But I Never Even Liked The Smell Of The Stuff. It's The Same With Smoking, It Never Appealed To Me. I Guess I Missed Out On My Kevin-the-teenager Phase.

I Don't See Teenagers Anymore. I See... I See Youths. Slumped S Shapes In Their Hoodies, All Huddled Round A Bin Of Burning Grannies. All Texting Eachother Because They've Given Up On Speech.

I've Been Writing Since I Was Very Young, Even Before I Was A Teenager. As Far As I'm Concerned, I Am A Writer - Whether My Writing's Spoken Or Written In A Blog, Paper, Book Or Printed On The Side Of A Submarine.

I Grew Up In A House Where There Was Lots Of Teasing And Language Play And Laughter; It Was Very Important. When I Was A Teenager, You Wouldn't Go To A Bar And Find Lots Of Televisions Everywhere. People Were Talking. Talk Was The Mental Fire You Would Gather Around In The Evening. It Occupied A Big Part Of Your Existence.

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

People Find It Interesting To Try To Make Me Gay; I’m Not Gay. I Went On Vacation With Two Girlfriends Of Mine Who, Interestingly Enough Got Cut Out Of The Pictures. We Found A Nude Beach, As Far As I Know, Was A Unisex Beach…. We Took Off Our Clothes And Jumped In The Water. I’ve Been Trying To Skinny Dip Since I Was A Teenager. I’m Just Grateful That The Water Was Warm!

When I Was A Teenager, I Thought How Great It Would Be If Only I Could Write Novels In English. I Had The Feeling That I Would Be Able To Express My Emotions So Much More Directly Than If I Wrote In Japanese.

Surely That Was Why Faith Had Been Invented: To Raise Teenagers Without Dying. Although Of Course It Was Also Why Death Was Invented: To Escape Teenagers Altogether.

Confidence; As A Teenager? Because I Knew What I Loved. I Loved To Read; I Loved To Listen To Music; And I Love Cats. Those Three Things. So, Even Though I Was An Only Kid, I Could Be Happy Because I Knew What I Loved.

When You're A Teenager, Everything Seems Like The End Of The World, And I Don't Think That's Necessarily A Silly Thing. You're Waking Up And Becoming Aware That The World Has Problems And Those Problems Affect You, Whereas When You're Young They Don't Seem To Affect You That Much Even If You're Aware Of Them. This Dystopian Trend Picks Up On That Little Part Of Your Life Where Everything Feels Really Extreme And It Honors That Part Of Your Life And Says, "yeah. It Is The End Of The World. Look At It."