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Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

Admiration: Our Feeling Of Delight That Another Person Resembles Us.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.