Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.