A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.