A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Walking Isn't A Lost Art: One Must, By Some Means, Get To The Garage.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.