The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.

There Are Two Kinds Of Leaders: Those Who Are Interested In The Flock, And Those Who Are Interested In The Fleece.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.