A Good Loser Is All Right, But

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.