The State Of The Union Largely Depends

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.

The Word Impossible Is Peculiar Because If You Examine It Closely, You'll Find That Most Of It Is Possible.

Many A Girl Who Can't Dance Well Makes Up For It During Intermission.