The State Of The Union Largely Depends

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

If You Want To Be Different Nowadays, Just Act Normal.