The State Of The Union Largely Depends

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

Every Bride And Groom Would Do Well To Remember That In Wedding, The We Comes Before The I.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

All Men Are Born Equal, But Some Of Them Outgrow It.