The Modern Dance Is No Dance In

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.