We Can't Do Much About The Length

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

The Mint Makes It First, It Is Up To You To Make It Last.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.