The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

Do A Little More Every Day Than You Are Expected To Do, And Soon You Will Be Expected To Do More.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.