The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.