Anger Is The Feeling That Makes Your

The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have To Worry About Avoiding His Creditors.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.