There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

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A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.