About The Only Time Congress Conforms To

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.