About The Only Time Congress Conforms To

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.