A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.