A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.