A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

Sometimes The Unexpected Happens When You Don't Expect A Person To Come Up To Expectations.