A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

Success Is The Good Fortune That Comes From Aspiration, Desperation, Perspiration,and Inspiration.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.