Every Bride And Groom Would Do Well

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.