Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

The Best Way To Spoil A Good Story Is By Sticking To The Facts.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.