Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.