Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

Success Is The Good Fortune That Comes From Aspiration, Desperation, Perspiration,and Inspiration.

Many A Girl Who Can't Dance Well Makes Up For It During Intermission.