The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.