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Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

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Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits -- If He Waits Till It Comes.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.