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The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.