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A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.