Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

The Girl With A Future Avoids A Man With A Past.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.