Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.