An Actor Is A Man With An

The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

Children Grow Out Of Childhood, But Parents Never Grow Out Of Parenthood.