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Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.