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The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are Always Superior To The People Who Put Them There.

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