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Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have To Worry About Avoiding His Creditors.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And Three Months Late In The Fall.