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Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.