The Trouble With The World Is That

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

Walking Isn't A Lost Art: One Must, By Some Means, Get To The Garage.

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.