A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.